I lost it 1 minute in
The ”Careless Whisper” in the backround is everything.
I made my Jimmy John delivery order an hour ago.
Where is my goddamn sandwich?!?!?
Heading to a friend’s to drink margaritas with her and her husband.
I packed a bag with pajamas, contact case, spare glasses and cell phone charger. Immature or thinking ahead?
Congratulations work, you have finally broken me.
I cried twice this afternoon. Fuck this shit, I’m calling out tomorrow.
My good deed for the day
I convinced a friend not to buy Fifty Shades of Grey.
- Friend and her family were on a ghost tour in Charleston. At one point, they were touring an old prison. This was the gist of the conversation
- Drunk Guy: Were the prisoners black?
- Tour Guide: I'm sorry?
- Drunk Guy: Were the prisoners black? I'm from California and all the guys in the prison there are black.
- Friend (quietly): Come on Mom, move away from the racist.
- Mom: Rapist? He's a rapist?
- Friend: No, racist.
- Drunk Guy: I'm not a rapist!
- Friend: I said you were racist, not a rapist.
- Drunk Guy: Oh, okay.
- Mom: How do you know he's a rapist?
- Sister: There's an app for that.
The Duke Energy Building was kind enough to match my dress yesterday.
